Greek Gods | Lele Pons, Anwar Jibawi, Hannah Stocking & Lilly “IISuperwomanII” Singh

Greek Gods | Lele Pons, Anwar Jibawi, Hannah Stocking & Lilly “IISuperwomanII” Singh


>>NARRATOR: Back in Ancient Greek history, five Gods’ would come together on this day to [BLEEP] with the human.>>ZEUS: Alright guys. Uh, my name’s Zeus. I’m the God of all Gods. Which means I’m like better than all of you guys.>>HADES: He’s not Latino.>>ZEUS: Let’s introduce ourselves. What’s your name?>>HADES: Um, Hades. I’m the God of the underground. [HADES SPEAKING SPANISH] [POSEIDON MOCKING HADES]>>ZEUS: On to the next.>>ATHENA: Athena. The God of- Don’t touch me!>>ZEUS: I’m not! I’m not touching->>ATHENA: Stop touching me Zeus!>>APHRODITE: Do you want me to touch you?>>ATHENA: Don’t touch me!>>HADES: Not me.>>ATHENA: Why are you all touchy?>>HADES: I don’t wanna touch you!>>ATHENA: Don’t you talk to me like that.>>ZEUS: Okay…on to the next person.>>HADES: She’s crazy.>>APHRODITE: I am Aphrodite. The Goddess of Love.>>ATHENA: Next!>>APHRODITE: Okay.>>POSEIDON: I like water.>>HADES: Ha, that’s good. I like fire!>>POSEIDON: [BLEEP] you!>>HADES: We use you to flush our [BLEEP]. [EVERYONE OOHING]>>ATHENA: Fiya! Sick! Sick!
>>ZEUS: Haha, yeah.>>ATHENA: Don’t touch me.>>HADES: Your breath stinks.>>ZEUS: Anyway, let’s look up and see who our next victim is.>>ATHENA: Pons
>>APHRODITE: Lele Pons!>>ATHENA: Lilly Singh? No Lele Pons.>>HADES: Dime Mami.>>ZEUS: She’s alright, she’s alright. Okay, let’s start off with water boy and go around this way. Let the ritual begin! [MUSIC] [LELE SCREAMING & CRYING] [MUSIC]>>APHRODITE: It’s show time!>>TWON KUYPER: No way!>>LELE PONS: Hey! I think I love you!>>TWON KUYPER: Look, I… I have a girl… Come here! I love you! Wait, who are you? No! I love you! Wait! Yes! I love you! No! What’s going on?>>OSCAR MIRANDA: Woo! Woo! Woo! Do not go in there!>>LELE PONS: What do you want?>>TWON KUYPER: Oh my God! I love you so much! You’re my dream woman! I love it when you talk Spanish!>>APHRODITE: My work here is done! Oh [BLEEP]!>>LELE PONS: Oh what a beautiful day!>>ZEUS: I am Zeus!>>LELE PONS: It’s not even raining!>>ZEUS: Ha!>>LELE PONS: What? [BLEEP] you!>>INANNA SARKIS: Oh my God! Why didn’t we bring a ball? This is so boring.>>LELE PONS: I know everybody has a ball.>>INANNA SARKIS: What are we gonna do?>>LELE PONS: Let’s play soccer. Let’s play soccer!>>INANNA SARKIS: Yeah, but they’re not gonna let us play. We should have brought our own fricking->>LELE PONS: Girls, do you see- [MUSIC]>>ATHENA: Ready? [MUSIC] Set. [MUSIC] Attack!>>LELE PONS: What?! [MUSIC]>>ATHENA: This is Sparta sis!>>LELE PONS: Yo today has been the worst day of my life.>>HADES: I’ve been waiting all year for this!>>LELE PONS: Like I’m so tired. Everything has gone wrong for me all day. I mean seriously why can’t…>>HADES: She went through a lot today and I can’t do this.>>LELE PONS: And I feel like I’m gonna cry.>>HADES: This breaks my heart.>>LELE PONS: I don’t know what to do. You know like…>>HADES: Zeus! I can’t!>>LELE PONS: I just need one friend!>>HADES: I’ll take care of you Mami. I’ll take care… Lele! [HADES HYSTERICAL] [GODS TALKING]>>APHRODITE: The dog was chasing me!>>ZEUS: Alright guys. Alright. Guys. Til’ next year. Thank you so much for coming. It was really fun. [LELE LAUGHING]>>LELE PONS: You forgot one thing. I’m Medusa.>>NARRATOR: And that was the last day the Gods’ came to Earth to do that ritual.>>MEDUSA: The end.

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