If there’s an AFTERLIFE… I hope my spouse ain’t in it! | Family Feud


TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. TERINA: MY BILLS. STEVE: YOUR BILLS. ALOAF: HEALTH PROBLEMS. STEVE: HEALTH PROBLEMS. ALOAF: WE’RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: THEY’RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LET’S PLAY, MAN. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. A.J.: MY CHILDREN, STEVE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: WOW. ALOAF: GOOD ANSWER! HA HA! STEVE: WOW. I DON’T WANT THEM DAMN KIDS. [LAUGHTER] WOW. A.J. SAY HE DON’T WANT HIS KIDS. A.J.: WHOO! TERESA: GOOD ANSWER, A.J. A.J.: THANK YOU. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. DEWITT: STEVE, IT DOESN’T APPLY TO ME ‘CAUSE I LOVE MY WIFE. I’M GONNA SAY SPOUSE. [LAUGHTER] A.J.: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER, BABY. DEWITT: I LOVE HER TO DEATH. STEVE: YEAH, NO, SEE, NOW YOU SAID THIS DON’T APPLY TO YOU… BUT THEN YOU CLAPPED REAL HARD AND STARTED HIGH-FIVING YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR DADDY. YOU DON’T THINK YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ANSWER? DEWITT: I WILL. STEVE: OH, YEAH. DEWITT: I WILL. STEVE: IT BETTER BE UP THERE, THEN. SPOUSE. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… A.J.: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: IS SHE HERE TODAY? DEWITT: NO, SHE IS NOT. STEVE: OK, SO WHEN THIS AIRS, LET ME JUST TELL YOU WHAT’S GONNA BE HAPPENING. DEWITT: OK. STEVE: Y’ALL GONNA BE SITTING ROUND THE TV, SO YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A WATCH PARTY. EVERYTHING GONNA BE GOING GOOD, AND THEN WHEN I ASKED YOU AND YOU SAY “SPOUSE” AND DON’T NOBODY SAY IT BUT YOU, SOON AS YOU SAY IT, SHE GONNA BE, “THERE GO MY MAN! THERE GO DEWITT. GO, DEWITT. GO, DEWITT.” “MY SPOUSE.” [IMITATES BUZZER] [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] “SO YOU THE ONLY ONE, HUH?” DEWITT: AW, MAN. STEVE: IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH-ASS WATCH PARTY. WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO IS, WHEN THIS PART OF THE SHOW COME ON, YOUR BEST MOVE IS JUST LIKE START A PILLOW FIGHT OR SOMETHING. DEWITT: YEAH. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. STEVE: YEAH, YEAH. MAKE SURE SHE AIN’T LOOKIN’ AT THAT TV, THOUGH. DEWITT: HA HA HA! STEVE: TERESA, HOW YOU DOING? TERESA: I’M DOING GOOD. STEVE: OK, GOOD. LET’S GO. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. TERESA: THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ME. I’LL SAY ACNE. STEVE: ACNE. A.J.: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL. NOA FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. NYKOLE: I LOVE MY JOB, BUT WORK! STEVE: WORK. NYKOLE: WHOO! STEVE: YOU GOT 2 STRIKES, ALOAF. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL, MAN. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. ALOAF: YOU KNOW, STEVE, I’M GONNA SAY A BOSS. STEVE: A BOSS. ALOAF: YEAH, YEAH. A.J.: GOOD ANSWER. [BUZZER] ALOAF: AWW…OK. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE IN THE AFTERLIFE. TERINA: THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ME, BUT MY IN-LAWS. STEVE: YOUR IN-LAWS. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: BAD HAIR/BALDNESS. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: I CAN’T GO TO HEAVEN ‘CAUSE I AIN’T GOT NO HAIR? NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: AN EX. STEVE: NUMBER 4. AUDIENCE: BLUBBERY BOD. STEVE: 2. AUDIENCE: STRESS/WORRY.

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